My latest client wants to loosen me up…

And not in the ways I was hoping for.

She’s a beautiful, free-spirited type of girl, and I’m, well, stiff.

Love has kicked me around enough. I’m not interested in being the center of its attention anymore.

It can find another guy to play with.

This curvy goddess needs a website and my tech firm is perfect for the job.

I’m not interested in becoming involved myself until I see her.

Then, all bets are off.

If I could do some weird science and 3D-print a woman from our machines, I would craft a girl that looks just like her.

So now, I’m all in.

In my desire to show this woman how much I’m into her, I take her yoga idea and build an app to start growing it.

It’s a gift to her to go along with the website.

But as luck would have it, she hears about the app being live from the wrong source and it looks like I’ve stolen her idea.

I’m back to being a rich, piece of trash, Manhattan Man.

Perfect. Love can suck it. I’ll just stay the stiff stud I’ve always been.